Code by Jimmie Cash
Distort Santa! To hope, and his lamp shall be measured.
is a variation of a Dutch folk tale based on the historical figure Saint
Nicholas, a bishop from Myra in Asia Minor (the greater part of modern-day
Turkey), who used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and
the suffering. His charity became legend when a man lost his fortune and
incapable of supporting his three daughters, who would not be able to find husbands as they lacked dowries. This man was going to give them over to a life of prostitution; however, St Nicholas provided them with gold, enabling them to retain their virginal virtues and marry.